As of episode 1×12, the rankings are as follows:
The Big Deal: There have been 11 big deals so far
Number of Deaths: 26
Number of Un-Deaths: 2
Number of Foiled Death Attempts: 19
Actual References to Diaries: 42
Blood Drunk Onscreen: 22
Vampires Going into Vampface: 35
Compulsions Used: 20
Shirtless Moments (guys): 11
Shirtless Moments (girls): 3
Jewelry Moments: 65
Dream Sequences/Flashbacks: 20
Number of times Katherine has been mentioned or discussed: 42
Magic Cast: 11
Car Trouble: 5
Egregious Product Placement: 2 (go Ford! go i-phones!)
Gilbert Family Knives: 1
Best Outfit: Elena (4x); Stefan (3x); Damon (1x); Vicki (2x); Katherine (1x); Lexi (1x); Bonnie (1x); Jenna (1x).
Best Song: I’m not sure how to rank this. Every week will have a winner because the music is that awesome. Here is a good place to see the complete song selection over the course of the series (it also includes what scenes the songs plays during).
Crappy Guardian of the Week: Jenna Sommers has won this award six times. Carol Lockwood (1x); Mayor Lockwood (1x); Mr. Salvatore (1x); Kelly Donovan (1x); Liz Forbes (1x).
Surprise of the Week: There have been fifty-two surprises so far.
Hero of the Week: Jeremy Gilbert (1x); Stefan Salvatore, (4x) Elena Gilbert (1x); Emily Bennett (1x); Alaric Saltzman (1x); Damon Salvatore (1x).
Villain of the Week: Damon Salvatore has won this award seven times; Katherine Pierce (1x); Vicki Donovan (1x); Logan Fell (1x); Noah (1x).
Badass of the Week: Elena Gilbert (2x); Stefan Salvatore (3x); Bonnie Bennett (1x); Damon Salvatore (3x); Lexi Branson (1x); Emily Bennett (1x); Alaric Saltzman (1x).
Jackass of the Week: Mr. Tanner (1x); Caroline (1x); Matt (2x); Jeremy (3x); Tyler (3x); Logan (2x); Damon (3x); Vicki Donovan (1x).
Best Sidekick: Bonnie Bennett (5x); Zach Salvatore (1x); Matt Donovan (1x); Logan Fell (1x); Damon Salvatore (1x); Lexi Branson (1x); Stefan Salvatore (1x); Bree (1x).
Sadsack of the Week: Vicki Donovan (3x); Caroline Forbes (4x); Elena Gilbert (2x); Zach Salvatore (1x); Stefan Salvatore (2x); Lee (1x); Matt Donovan (1x).
Best Acting: Jeremy Gilbert (2x); Damon Salvatore (3x); Vicki Donovan (4x); Tyler Lockwood (1x); Tiki’s grandfather (1x); Lexi Branson (1x); Stefan Salvatore (1x); Logan Fell (1x); Anna (1x).
Worst Acting: Damon Salvatore (2x); Elena Gilbert (2x); Matt Donovan (1x); Katherine Pierce (1x); Bonnie-as-Emily Bennett (1x).
The Bloody Details 